I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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