worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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