Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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