so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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