And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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