ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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