wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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