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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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