Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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