Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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