I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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