that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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