Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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