I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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