You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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