My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Life is so much better after having sex.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Just high enough for therapy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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