I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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