sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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