There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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