So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Panties = found
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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