and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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