I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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