I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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