i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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