I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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