I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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