Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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