Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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