What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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