hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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