awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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