Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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