Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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