I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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