Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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