david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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