I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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