i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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