you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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