Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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