how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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