i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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