I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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