My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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