how can u be prego again
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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