You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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