will power is for people who don't want to get laid
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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