birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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