UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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