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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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